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leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

funsubstance:

When SIRI goes down the toilet

berepah:

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

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i tried to scroll past i really did

mom: are you on drugs?
me: 私は今の薬です
mom: are you on drugs?
me: 私は今の薬です

Alex and Jack on You Me At Six

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